Funny Anniversary Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Sayings And Cards

Funny Anniversary Quotes: Looking for a anniversary humour? You are at the right place. Here you will find a collection of funny anniversary quotes that you can send to people in funny anniversary greeting cards, text messages emails, etc. It’s the perfect day for the people to express their love to their loved once. An essential component of any successful relationship is humour without the ability to share a joke and to make each other laugh, no relationship will survive very long.

To help laugh about the years past and your own romance, are some funny anniversary quotes that are meant specifically for anniversaries. There are different traditions or way to celebrate anniversary in different parts of the world. If you want to make your anniversary day special than you can take these ideas to celebrate your anniversary.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Funny Anniversary Quotes

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 You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, husband, lover and friend. Happy Anniversary.

The Bar will miss you, the Theatre will miss you, and even the free Wi-Fi of MCD will miss you. As you will be Mrs. from today after your wedding.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.

Funny Anniversary Messages

Funny Anniversary Messages

Funny Anniversary Messages

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There’s a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary. It’s called “Jack Aspirin.”

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

Darling, I had a tear in my eye when I first saw you on our wedding. Like most men, I was wondering…Will she let me watch football? Happy Anniversary, Baby!

Funny Anniversary Sayings

Funny Anniversary Sayings

Funny Anniversary Sayings

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Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.

I see truth passion, and beauty deep within your heart, escalating into your soul. I call you perfection, and I am the keeper of your heart. Let me love you for the rest of your life. Happy Anniversary.

Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

Funny Anniversary Greetings

Funny Anniversary Greetings

Funny Anniversary Greetings

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it. Whenever you’re right – shut up.

I thought I’ll collapse, Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts! We must really in love with each other, don’t you think? Happy Anniversary!

You two obviously know the rules of marriage: 1) the wife is always right and 2) when in doubt, the husband should always consult rule number 1.

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Another year to create precious memories together. Another year to strengthen a marriage that defines forever. Happy Anniversary!

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Life has many challenges and obstacles that we may face, pursuing each second to see if Love would ever fail, it never will for you both keep Forever alive. i hope that I will have eternal love such as yours. Happy Anniversary.